Mommy interrupts your TV show to confront you about a bag of cucumbers she’s found under your bed. She knows they’ve been inside you, but you attempt to deflect and feign confusion when she expresses concern. You feel yourself turn beet red as she continues to detail the dangers of raw produce in your anus, and buckle when she produces one of her own toys for you to use instead. Mommy gently reminds you it’s perfectly normal to explore your body and encourages you head into your room to try out her gift. Upon noting your reluctance to accept, she asks if perhaps it would be better for the two of you to try it together. You desperately want her to slide the toy inside you, but play coy until she takes initiative and insists upon moving forward.
